The O’Brien Press

Did you hear what the caterpillar did on New Year's Eve?
He turned over a new leaf.

What was the snail doing on the motorway?
About 5 centimetres an hour.

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.

How do you treat a sick pig?
Rub it with oinkment.

Where does a goldfish go on holidays?
Round the globe.

A whole zoo-full of animal jokes that are guaranteed to quack you up!

SHAY HEALY is an author, songwriter, TV producer and presenter. His RTÉ 1 pet series, Beastly Behaviour, was a big hit with audiences old and young. He also released a CD of animal songs, Havananimal Week. Shay is best known as the writer of ‘What’s Another Year’, which won the Eurovision Song Contest for Johnny Logan in 1980.