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€13.99
Binding: pb
Pages: 528
Size: 196 x 130mm
ISBN-10 1-84717-136-2
ISBN-13 978-1-84717-136-8
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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly and the Temple of Academe
by Paul Howard
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The Miseducation Years and The Teenage Dirtbag Years, together in a single volume.
The Miseducation Years
So there I was, roysh, putting the 'in' in 'in crowd', hanging out,
pick of the babes, bills from the old pair to fund the lifestyle I, like, totally deserve.
But being a schools rugby legend has its downsides, roysh, like all the total knobs wanting to chill in your, like, reflected glory, and the bunny-boilers who decide they want to be with me and won't take, like, no for an answer. And we're talking totally here. Basically, it may look like a champagne bath with, like, Nell McAndrew, with, like, no clothes and everything, but I can tell you, roysh, those focking bubbles can burst.
And when they do … OH MY GOD!
The Teenage Dirtbag Years
So there I was, roysh, class legend, schools rugby legend, basically all-round legend, when someone decides you can't, like, sit the Leaving Cert four times. Well that put a focking spanner in the works. But joining the goys at college wasn't the mare I thought it would be, basically for, like, three major reasons: beer, women and more women. And for once I agree with Fionn about the, like, education possibilities. I mean, where else can you learn about Judge Judy, laminating fake IDs and, like, how to order a Ken and snog a girl at the same time? I may be beautiful, roysh, but I'm not stupid and this much I totally know: college focking rocks.
Extracts available: read some of this book now ...
Chapter 1 of The Miseducation Years: 'Comes to class unprepared'
Chapter 2 of The Teenage Dirtbag Years: ‘Ross is, like Oh my God! So shallow.’
Links
Ross O'Carroll Kelly's website
Wikipedia page about Paul
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