Script for Shark award-winning radio advert
An extract from
Feckin' Book of Irish Slang
The Book of Feckin' Irish Slang that's great craic for cute hoors and bowsies
by Colin Murphy and Donal O'Dea
O'Brien Press
Radio
30 second
'Slang'
SFX: Operating theatre FX ... beeping, monitors etc.
Both surgeons have quite posh accents.
Surgeon 1: Hmmm doctor ... this bowsie's liver is banjaxed ... scalpel please.
Surgeon 2: Yes it's wojus doctor. I suspect the gobdaw's langered regularly…
Nurse! Secure the shaggin' tube in his gob please.
Surgeon 1: Have a gander at how manky his kidneys are!
Surgeon 2: I'll say. He's one jammy head-the-ball ... snips
Right. I’m about to snip the feckin' exterior membrane.
Surgeon 1: Talking of snip. That wagon Dr Philips told me you planning to have it done yourself.
Surgeon 2: The snip? Me? I am in me bol... (Cut abruptly to endline)
MVO: The Book of Feckin' Irish Slang from O'Brien Press.
Widely available in all good bookshops
Extracts available: read some of this book now ...
A few pages of slang
Award-winning radio advert (MP3 file, 236kb)
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